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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 13:52

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.